The new swimming costume finally arrived in the post this morning, so I can start moving on with my health programme. It may not look worth £45, but believe me, the scaffolding underneath makes my boobs look positively pneumatic. It's certainly better than the ones you normally buy, which make your boobs squash flat so that they reach from just under your chin to just above your pubic bone. So I shall feel more confident facing the skinny lovelies in their postage stamp bikinis at the local pool. And I've got to now, haven't I, having spent all that money?